Every time I look at my pile, it just makes me sigh. My money stash is about as bare as a ghost. It feels like every time I turn the corner, there's another bill that pops up, makin' my head dance. I'm startin' to feel the Penny Pinchin' Pain somethin' fierce. I just want to be able to kick back without worryin' about every cent. Grumpy Guts Glor